Johnny C.:The Beginning pt.II "Yes.I remember what he said to me!He said 'Hey,Nny!What the Hell are you wearing???It's not Halloween!!!You should go join the traveling circus or something...' I think that was supposed to be an insult...Idoit...Anyhoo,since I was more pissed off than usual,I lunged at the bastard,tackled him to the ground,and bashed his head with a loose rock,but only with enough force to make him unconcious.Oh,and give him a wonderful,swollen nose!One of his friends ran into the locker room nearby to tell the coach.But I escaped just in time...I dragged his limp body to my house,since my parents were to be at work."Johnny tooJohnny C.:The Beginning pt.II
Johnny C.:The Beginning pt.III The old drill had been sitting the counter.Johnny grabbed it and held it in his hands.He then propped it up against the crate he had been sitting on and looked at it in admiration. "Ah,I pulled his body up from the wagon onto an empty table and began to search for rope.Now,note that I was making it up as I went along.I didn't have any genious plot to dispose of that...Parasite."He looked at the drill and the still terrified Sara,who looked as though she would faint for what gory thing she knew was to come of the poor boy. "Hmm...Oh,yes.Well IJohnny C.:The Beginning pt.III
Johnny C.:The BeginningMy name is Johnny C. and this is my story...It all began one late night around 10:45 or so... "I never meant for these incredible urges to ever come to me.They came as if they were uninvited guests to an important get together.Okay,okay the point is is that I actually feel like telling you the story of my...um...petty existance.And how these thoughts were ever brought to my attention.I'll tell you once and you'll only hear it once.Unfortunately for you,that is,you won't get to make a mockery of my story in your pathetic gossip." Johnny continued to tape Sara's legs to theJohnny C.:The Beginning
High School- Goodfellas ParodyEXT. SCHOOL PARKING LOT- TIME: DAYHigh School- Goodfellas Parody
Principal’s new car sits in the parking lot. Nothing appears to be wrong with it.
Little kids, who were playing basketball in the parking lot, approach the car shocked.
Layla by Derek and the Dominos begins.
Closer shot of the car. Inside is a blow up doll with a hotdog shoved in its mouth, and a t-shirt with the word “PRINCIPAL” on it. The sides are covered in vulgar graffiti.
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thursday october 6, 2005
here just do it
most people aren't sure of what they really want in life. I
received this
letter from a friend on the computer, did what it told me to, and
within a
week, everything I had wished came true!! Here's an exact copy,
this
really
works!!!!
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1. To yourself, say the name of the only
guy or girl you wanna be with 3
times!
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2. Think of something you wanna accomplish
within the next week and say it to your self
6
times!!
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3. If you had 1 wish what would it be? say it to
yourself 9 times!!!
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4. Think of something that you want to happen
between you and that 1special person and say
it to your self 12
times!!!
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5. Now, heres the hard part! Pick only 1 of these wishes and as
you scroll down focus and
concentrate on it and think on nothing
else but that wish.
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Now make one last &final wish about that one wish
that you picked.
After reading this, you have 1 hour to send it out to 15 people,
and what
you wished for will come true within in one week!
u only get one chance!!!!! Now scroll down and think of your
crush!!!
Keep going
down
Keep going
Keep
going
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Did you think of your crush? I hope so, that was
your last chance. Now pay very close attention this important
message!
Sorry but once read, must be sent. Yes, this is one of those kinda
chain
letters that everyone hates. This one has been going since 1863
and
if you
break this chain, you will pay!!!!!! Remember that after hearing
these
stories.
First Example:
Take Barbra Wallace.. She was a pretty lucky girl,
up till she got this same chain letter. She had a crush on the same
kid
since kindergarden. when she got this mail she didn't pay any
attention to
it. She just thought, no big deal. And deleted it. The next day her
dad
got fired and her mom dies in a car crash. If she would have sent
the
letter none of that would have happened and her mom
would be alive.
Second Example:
Try Freddie D. Now Freddie D. was your average
nerd. Had glasses, was short and chubby, was in gifted. All the
signs of
your total dork. He also received this letter and sent it to 51
people in
the hour. Now, like Barbra, he had a crush on a girl since 3rd
grade. The
next day after sending the chain the girl confessed her love for
him ever
since 3rd grade. Freddie D. finally had the courage to ask her out,
and of
course, she had been waiting to yes to that for years. They grew
up
and
married each other to live happily forever.
Third Example:
Now if you couldn't relate to the others, this'll
get ya hooked. Listen to this. A kid named Jordan Johnson was just
getting on AOL to check his mail. He was a quiet kid, not that
popular but
not a geek either. he was just normal. He saw he had mail from his
friend. It was this exact letter. Now Jordan Johnsen was a smart
kid and
he knew what could happen if he didnt pass it on. He simply pulled
a few
friends from his buddy list and sent it along. The next day,
about
that
same time, he got a phone call. It said he had won the lottery!
then his
dad came home and bought him a new bike! His mom bought him
Nintendo64 and
play station! His grandmother sent him a new computer, and his best
friend
gave him tickets to the concert he wanted to go to, Kid Rock and
Limp
Bizkit! Then he inherited a brand-new tv from his aunt! He was
goin' wild!
the next day his secret crush asked him out, and they have been
going out
ever since.
Now, you heard the stories. I know
which person i'd rather
be, but thats up to you. I wouldn't wanna end up like Barbra but
thats
only me. We all want what we cant have but now's ur chance to go
out with
that special somebody ur waiting for. Take it or leave it. If you
send
this to-
1 person- you will lose all luck in ur love
life.....forever!!!!!
10 people- your crush will say they like you as a
friend......ONLY!!!!!
15 people- your crush will say they like you
20 people- your crush will ask you out!
25 people- your crush will kiss you!!
30 people - Your crush
will have sex with you
35 people or more- All of the above!!
Don't blow it, it's ur chance to shine! Have
everything u wanted, and more! Now, complaining cus u dont have any
friends. Well theres an answer 4 everything. It's simple, just go
in a
chat room, pick some names and send away! but here's the
catch.....you only
have one hour to send it after being read. Please pass this to people.
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My fav naruto parings:
Sasusaku
shikatema
nejiten
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My fav naruto parings:
Sasusaku
shikatema
nejiten
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I want to walk away but I cant cause Im helplessly Devoted to him.
rember to check ou my gallery as well as others
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I want to walk away but I cant cause Im helplessly Devoted to him.
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